A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s s yours?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
“That will be $9.40 please.”
And the man [...]
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have [...]
You know it’s time to turn your computer off when:
You sit on AOL for six hours for that certain special person to sign on.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You end your sentences with…..three or more periods…….
You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}}and **kisses**.
Being [...]
You know it’s time to turn your computer off when:
You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.
You say “Scroll Up” when someone asks what it was you [...]
