” OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” [...]
An older couple decided that their memory was so bad that they would have to start writing things down in order to remember them. One evening, the husband got up from watching TV and said he was going to the kitchen; he asked his wife if she wanted anything.
Wife: “Yes, I would like some ice [...]
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment [...]
One day in a busy Butcher’s a dog walks in. The Butcher not having time to deal with the health hazard himself shouts at the dog to ‘BUGGER OFF’. The dog lowers his head and leaves the shop.
Later in the day the dog re-enters the shop and drops a piece of paper on the floor. [...]
