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		<title>Growing Old, A 30 year comparison!</title>
		<link>http://www.museandrant.com/2008/10/06/growing-old-a-30-year-comparison/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1970: Long Hair.
2000: Longing for hair.
1970: The perfect high.
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.
1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.
1970: Moving to California because it&#8217;s cool.
2000: Moving to California because it&#8217;s warm.
1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.
1970: Watching John Glenn&#8217;s historic flight with your parents.
2000: Watching John Glenn&#8217;s historic flight with your children.
1970: Trying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Old Lady and a Scotch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
&#8220;I&#8217;m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it&#8217;s today..&#8221;
The bartender says, &#8220;Well, since it&#8217;s your birthday, I&#8217;ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Is When</title>
		<link>http://www.museandrant.com/2008/10/01/old-is-when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8221; OLD&#8221; IS WHEN &#8230; Your sweetie says, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go upstairs and make love,&#8221; and you answer, &#8220;Pick one; I can&#8217;t do both!&#8221;
&#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN &#8230; Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you&#8217;re  barefoot.
&#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN &#8230; A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
&#8220;OLD&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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