1970: Long Hair.
2000: Longing for hair.
1970: The perfect high.
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
1970: Keg.
2000: EKG.
1970: Acid Rock.
2000: Acid Reflux.
1970: Moving to California because it’s cool.
2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.
1970: Growing pot.
2000: Growing pot belly.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
“I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..”
The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one [...]
” OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” [...]
