A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her “if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog and [...]
Around the corner, at a local fast food restaurant, the line of costumers stretches all the way to the door. The line remains stalled by a man at the front counter with many questions about the offerings on the menu.
“What kind of sauce comes on the Bacon Ranch Chicken sandwich?” he asks.
It’s his third question [...]
Traci, a high school student trying to save up for her first car, stands behind the counter of a crowded Dunkin’ Donuts, full of cranky and sleepy people in dire need of coffee. The woman at the head of the line is grilling her about the coffee she serves.
“Is it fresh? Do you make the [...]
“I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”
“Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”
“How come it’s so BIG in there?”
“You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”
“Next time I come over, don’t bother with the underwear, OK?”
(Sniff, sniff) “Is that CAT food?”
(Yelling) “OK guys, it’s a wrap, cut, and print [...]
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