Humorous Quotes on Alcoholism
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” – Mega Jones
“The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!” – Danny Jansen
“Irish coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.” – Anonymous
“It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.” – W.C. Fields
“Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” – Winston Churchill
“Beauty lies in the eye of the beer holder.” – Anonymous
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” – W.C. Fields
