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Logics in Illogical Ways
- If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!
- Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you just because you’re a vegetarian. Think about it.
- Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
- Don’t walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude. Keep on rocking!
- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
- He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
- A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles. He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!
- So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage. Slow and sure!
- Only 20 percent girls have brains, the rest have boyfriends!
- All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
- Jawaharlal Nehru said laziness is our biggest enemy. Mahatma Gandhi then said We should learn to love our enemies. Should we love our “enemy”?
- 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
