Funny Marriage Quotes – Part 2

22 April, 2008 (08:54) | Jokes and Humor

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Smile people, smile!I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. — George Burns

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. — Cindy Garner

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. — Elaine Boosler

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.” I said, “Where’s the car?” She said, “In the lake.” — Henny Youngman

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. — Rita Rudner

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. — Henny Youngman

People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman. — Erma Bombeck

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