Funny Marriage Quotes – Part 1
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. — Henny Youngman
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. — Ann Bancroft
Any husband who says “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. — Rita Rudner
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. — Benjamin Franklin
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. — Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. — Milton Berle
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